Uber-Wealthy, an official man of the world, Jeff Bezos, must be commended for applying some self-restraint and class to his public love life. He’s been going steady with a Latin-esque tamale since 2018, and although she’s no diamond, she’s also no sheepdog.

Jeff has the wealth and status to purchase a romantic façade with almost any kind of young sex machine the world could offer. It’s the mark of a classy man, who keeps his concubine of teenage models off of the public radar.

An aging honey who’d been led out to pasture lifetimes ago, may embrace her assets and refuse to accentuate all the unappealing effects of age, and that’s Lauran Sanchez.

Equating Bezos’s sex life to the tenants of Natural Law is quite a stretch. Bezos entanglements proliferate all the honesty of natural law. The world worth of any woman is solely based upon their striking beauty or intriguing sex appeal and nothing more. Thankfully, women’s worldly worth isn’t based upon intellect or a sense of humor. A man relies on his physical strength and a propensity to dominate or his status, wealth, and influence.

A man who’s devoid of these main characteristics and traits doesn’t always spin on the thorny end of the stick, he has options. He might have hit the genetic lottery and possess symmetrically appealing looks, he can learn to be charming, attractive, or funny and still land a quirky diamond.

Now, Bezos isn’t a hideous troll or tightly wound limp noodle, but he’s no Charles Atlas either. Thankfully, any woman that is an 8.9 or better, won’t give a shit. Look at those sex kittens that sucked-off a decrepit old Hugh Hefner, his external flesh suit had been clinically dead for decades.