If we were to inform you, filthy American piggies, that you and your hapless children reside under Satan’s jurisdiction,666 Lucifer Lane, Traumaville, USA, you’d probably tell us to go fuck ourselves.
However, were we to inform you, oh enlightened and free entities, that you and your beautiful offspring reside in the USA, a nation empowered by its people, for its people, you’d probably revere our obvious intelligence.
Well sadly, the truth lends itself to the former, rather than the latter, and that may be unbearable to hear for most of us, however, it’s reality. If 2020’s preposterous election results and the means by which it was stolen don’t clarify how worthless our votes have become, maybe reality isn’t our “cup of tea.”
Look on the bright side
Traumaville, USA isn’t all horrifying, and accepting that you’re part of our diverse and sometimes off-putting population, will let you know where you stand. What’s more refreshing than knowing that?
Take the abbreviated tour through Traumaville
Our neighborhoods
Enjoy raising your brood in equality and fairness, in Traumaville there are only two kinds of neighborhoods, the uber-rich and the rest of us. In our “hoods” children will unbiasedly be predated on by any means necessary and this will all but guarantee they mature into hopeless dependents or serfs, tomato, to moto.
While toiling through the jungle-like hallways of academia, your child will routinely encounter beastly little brats from broken families. This will encourage growth, when they lose the sense of right or wrong, feel isolated, scared and defeated, and utterly confused; they will inevitably grow more susceptible to illicit drugs and other self-destructive behaviors.
As early as kindergarten, Traumaville schools will heavily invest in each and every tot, ensuring an exhaustive dive into rewiring and social engineering. Our progressive schools realize the racist and homophobic nature of archaic studies such as math, science, and history, and how unfair these were to the stupid kids.
Traumaville also sympathizes with the “old” concept of communities, when people would feel compelled to create a close-knit fabric of like-minded families with shared values and traditions. This obviously only catered to the “white man” and led to brown and black folk being relegated to the slums. Breathe relief, and take comfort in our tireless effort to make every neighborhood a slum.
For an in-depth gander into Traumaville, keep an eye out for our upcoming series: Traumaville, USA what the fuck?
The backbone of this fair location is indubitably its militant agenda, which is bold, progressive, and unquestionably clear. This agenda-driven community is administrated by hierarchical governance, beginning with its financiers and share-holders, a bought and paid-for political system (or more accurately, theater)a corrupted media and misinformation ministry, and finally, the millions of worthless sycophants driven by the bullshit and their mentally perplexed counterparts.
It’s only by our complete ineptness to identify corruption en masse, that this sinister collection of spineless turds continues to pull us into the abyss, thus scoring a fait accompli.
Traumaville, USA
Welcome to Hell
