We not only consider ourselves the purveyors of the ugly truth, but the gilded storm-Troopers and battle-tested vanguards of Natural Law, as well as its consequential implications for the preservation of our people, and us, Free Men.
Our ranks are fortified with four American men that hold Objective Reasoning and the truth in high esteem, and one extraordinarily stable chick. Besides these obviously integral tenets of our operation, the unwavering requirement for operating in our fraternity is to be classified as a Gen Xer.
Simply claiming this illustrious mantle for oneself doesn’t guarantee that one is a sound and fit candidate to join our brood, but the probability that your balls are still intact and functional is high. What’s all this talk about balls you say? Well, subsequent generations have yet to verify that their testies are anything more than inoperative decoration.
R. Ringo
Perhaps the quintessential 80s man, R. Ringo has been blessed to inherit his father’s charisma, his uncle’s elephant testicles, and his mother’s inherent compulsion to complain. Ringo comprehends that the last of the Natural Law-abiding archetypes will die with him.
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Mean what you say, say what you fucking mean.
If it looks like a turd, and it smells like a turd, don’t let anyone tell you that it’s not a fucking turd.
Value the definitive role of a man and a woman, or cease to exist.
Survival of the fittest is a cruel and often lamenting code that must be applied at all costs, and at best, this will only slightly increase our avoidance of extinction.
Those were some of Ringo’s innate tenets, that make him the man to be followed:
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Diabolical Swen or Sexy Swen Needles MacGee Dave “I didn’t kill her” Spetz Chubby Anne
